A man was arrested for his indecent behavior after he reportedly told MPs that “he gets sexual gratification by pressing his penis and walking naked in the rain.”

The Santa Rosa County Sheriff’s Office reported on Thursday night at approximately 20:30, that a resident called 911 about an unknown man who had just walked through her yard without clothes. The caller said she saw him near her front door with oil all over himself as it poured outside. Police arrived soon enough to arrest this unidentified nudity enthusiast before things got too personal with any residents or their homes nearby

The report says that, ignoring the command to stop, the deputy tased and incapacitated a man. The naked guy claimed he lives in my neighborhood and gets sexual gratification by walking around naked when it’s raining outside. He also said that he always carries vegetable oil with him because of his fetish for rubbing on feet (ew) , but really prefers doing this at Pensacola Beach or Navarra beach instead!

The man, Mr. Fredrick Greenly walked naked for an hour and a half in Santa Rosa County Florida when he decided to visit Woodlon Beach High School on his walk around town. Eventually the police were called by concerned citizens after seeing him walking with no clothes on at all which is why they arrested him under charges of loitering, vagrancy lewd behavior, resisting arrest without violence exposing genitals even though it’s not illegal to be sober while being nude outside or inside buildings if they are your own property.

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