Florida Man Condemned for Killing His Imaginary Friend

Geoff G *****d is 37 years old and has been in trouble since he confessed to the murder of his imaginary friend.

Officers were told that he had repeatedly stabbed Mr. Happy with a kitchen knife, and then cut the body with an axe.

Geoff then dug the remains of his victim in their yard. But this could not have been what put him behind bars for life without parole. Jacksonville Sheriff’s office deputies reported that there is no such thing as imaginary friends.

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