The Florida Man is somewhat of an unsolved mystery. He is the frayed fabric from a worn tobacco ring in the left back pocket. He is the breeze that blows through your hair while you donut on an ATV. He is that little echo in the air, when someone says “Hey, look’is!” He truly is Florida and Florida is him. He is not the same as your average Florida male resident. Florida Man is a brand.

Every day, there’s a story where one of the characters shoots something or yells in a Natural Light-addled rage. We all have our stories from our hometowns, and while it is shameful, we can rest assured that we are not from Florida unless we are. In which case we will keep you in our thoughts.

We have compiled a list with some of the most outrageous headlines that he wrote in honor of the Florida Man. All of these headlines should be considered allegations. We can accept the possibility that a Florida Man exposed himself in the Walmart pillow aisle. However, it is not something we will be able to ignore. It is up to the Florida Man and the Good State of Florida to decide. We can still laugh at ourselves, even though we are being accused. We have some headlines for you to enjoy, so grab a Skoal lipper and get into the nearest papasan chair.

Famous March 8 Birthdays

Year: 1991 Devon Werkheiser, American actor and singer

Year: 1973 Kurt Mollekens, Belgian race car driver

Year: 1988 Benny Blanco, American rapper and producer

Year: 1982 Craig Stansberry, American baseball player

Year: 1939 Lynn Seymour, Canadian ballerina and choreographer