FLORIDA. After authorities claimed that he had killed alligators in Florida’s Everglades, and then raped them, a Florida man was arrested.

Florida authorities discovered Sean Kilums (57), during intercourse with an alligator tranquilized on Sunday afternoon. According to authorities, Sean was shocked because he didn’t follow police orders. Police also claim that Sean was using methamphetamine drugs.

Later, the police found numerous tranquilizers and firearms close to the spot where Sean was arrested. Police say that Sean claimed to have been possessed by Steve Irwin, an Australian television presenter, who simply called him a “crocodile hunter”.

Florida authorities claim they will do more for the Everglades wildlife, and that more Florida men will be arrested for making worrying headlines.

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Year: 1990 Dean Stoneman, English race car driver